HEADLINE SHOCK : THE FAKE NEWS RUNDOWN

Alright, folks, strap in because we're about to dive headfirst into a world of utter gobbledygook. That's right, today's edition is dedicated to the finest concoctions the internet has to offer. We're talking headlines so outlandish, so preposterous, they'll make your brain do a double-take. Expect to be amazed (or maybe just utterly confused) b

The world's flooded/saturated/stuffed with garbage/crap/nonsense. You open your phone/computer/eyes and bam—another headline designed to shock/anger/scare you. It's designed/calculated/crafted to get a reaction, but don't bite/fall for it/take the bait. These stories/articles/posts are usually just clickbait/propaganda/fear-mongering, meant to ma